Embarrasing Problem.

There once was a kid in middle school, named Danny, and he had a serious bad case of dandruff; dead, dry, white skin flakes clinged to his hair, and he couldn't do anything about it. He had dandruff, and everyone at school called him Dandruff Danny, and he was used to it. He didn't have any friends, because everyone was afraid that if they got too close to him, the dandruff would shed and cling to them. The only thing Danny liked about having dandruff, is that even all the bullies stayed away - far away. But, Danny was tired of not having any friends, no one even talked to him, just because he had dandruff.
It was making Danny very upset, so he decided to brainstorm ideas to get rid of his flakey scalp- he could shave off his hair, wear a wig, spend hours picking each piece of dead skin out, or just go on living the same way. None of the first three things appealed to him in any way. He loved his hair, with or without all that annoying and nasty dandruff. So, he decided he'd just go on with his usual life.
Then one day, he went to the grocery store with his mother. They were looking down the shampoo isle when suddenly, Danny came across "Head and Shoulders,I never knew you had dandruff." Danny knew it was worth a try, so he insisted on buying it, and surely, his mother loved that idea.
For two weeks straight Danny used the shampoo every morning and noticed a big difference in his hair. ALL HIS DANDRUFF DISSAPEARED! Everyone at school thought he was a completely different person-a new kid. Danny never told anyone that he wasn't new, he liked all the attention. He made tons of new friends, and he was never depressed, especially since the bullies didn't go near him, not becuase he had dandruff though, but because he was just too cool.